Dear God, Please Let this day be a joke!

Jai Ganesha, Jai, Jai, Jai Lakshmi, Jai Saraswati, Jai Durga, Durga Ma, Ma, Ma, Amma, Amma, Amma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Jai Hanuman, Jai Kubera, Jai Krishna, Jesus, Lord hear my prayer. Wahe Guru, Wahe Jio, Wahe Guru Ji Kar Khalsa, Wahe Guru Ji Ke Fateh, Sat Nam. Amen, Amon, Aum. Please let someone say "April Fool's! You don't have to spend the money you've saved on another old car because you have NO credit. I'll cosign, and then sell it to you." Let my dead vacuum cleaner magickally replace itself too. Let everyone be blessed, but selfishly most of all, me right now, cause I'm freaking out.