OMG! I Just Bought a New Car....

...and Tales of Snotty Yogis. These highlights and more coming to an iPhone near you soon. And Bound Lotus is done for the day. Stay tuned for future updates and juicy details updated to this post. Try to guess which of the following phrases connects with the previous two titles: 'I love it so much I have to pinch myself before I touch it', and 'He's an arrogant jackass with a New Age superiority complex'.